Boy, today sure sucked… 1) I didn’t get that job. I didn’t know if I could really do what they were asking, but I was
Year: 2004
What Is This, Cosmo?
So, i kinda stole the link for relationship test from Brian’s blog (http://www.spuriousinterrupt.org/weblog/). Well, I must say I’m mighty surprised by the results, but it’s
An Analysis Of Sex Techniques: DC vs. Marvel
I know I vowed I was taking a break, but Hell, Cher’s Farewell Tour has been going on for 3 yrs, so I think I
Friendster’s Full of Lesbians. Supposedly.
Why are all the cute chicks on Friendster lesbians?!!! What’s going on with this region? Is there something in the water? I swear, I woke
Hell Is Nothing But Flavor-Aid & Drake Cakes…
Conversations At Work Coworker: “Making fun of deaf people…I’m SO going to Hell.” Me: “We’re ALL going to Hell. I’ll see ya down there.” Coworker:
What Happens To OLD Tramp Stamps?
It’s gonna be really sad when the “tattoo generation”gets all old and wrinkly. Just think of all the old ladies who’re gonna have the same
The One Where My Family Pimps Me Out For A Table At The Cheesecake Factory
And the drama continues… Tonight, i went to The Cheesecake Factory with Mommy and the Aunts. Well, as I posted about a month ago, one
Knight Rider and Me
So, I’ve reinstated “Operation: Childhood Buyback”. Basically, whenever I get depressed or confused, I try to create a bubble of nostalgia around myself in order
Happy Anniversary, James & Jenn!
Happy Anniversary to James & Jenn! Five Years!!! Oh my God….how did you all make it five years? What is your secret? I met you
Soundtrack To The Last Post
First off, allow me to say how impressed I am with myself that I come across so clearly, even drunk. That last post certainly was