“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.”
Year: 2004
James, Did You Kill Jenn and Not Tell Anybody?
So, I’m starting to think Jenn’s dead. For you newbies, Jenn is my friend & webmistress. Why is she dead? Here’s the evidence: 1) She
So, Tarek’s Got A Blog…
http://www.livejournal.com/users/palaedorian/ Apparently, I have a new enemy. Laugh, children. See what becomes of a fool when he doesn’t know his place… Let the e-beef begin!
The Final Countdown!
You know a song that makes me crack up? “The Final Countdown”, by Europe! I swear, this has got to be the most BOMBASTIC song
Lisa Simpson’s Open To All Religions
-“Lisa, what are you doing?” -“Praying to Jesus…Buddha…Spongebob..there’s really no time to be picky”
How Are All These Hippies Affording iPods?
It’s been awhile, but I think there’s a new conspiracy afoot. Have you ever noticed that the crunchiest of the hippies, who shun The Man,
Harry Gregson-Williams Is My War Soundtrack
This goes out to all my serious gamer friends (Tarek, Austin, James, Davis…I’m looking at you guys!). So, I’ve always said, “If you want me
Thanksgiving In My Family: Bring Your Own Tupperware
Wow, Thanksgiving…. You know, my family’s dinner is probably no different from anyone else’s. The same dishes and courses. But what happens AFTER dinner is
How Lies Get Started…
Hey, did you know that Gilmore Girls is really based on 227? Pass it on…
H&M Shout-Outs
I’m a few days late with this, but Happy Birthday, Brandy! I know you’ll see this eventually. We’ve gotta have a Champions and/or D&B night